Just Another Day in Paradise

You sung that title didn't you?!?! I know you did! Admit it! Hahahahaha! I hope it's stuck in your head...you're welcome! 

Anyway....a typical day in paradise goes a little like this:

I wake up and drink too much of this...with too much sugar and milk in it.

Then I check this...

 Usually while drinking all that coffee. 

 And maybe talk to someone from home with this...

Then maybe I'll do this because I'm bored. And I want Tatum and Olivia to think I'm a little bit cool! I am, aren't I? I mean...I have a freakin' blog! That automatically makes you cool, right??

Anyway,

You know we have to do some more of this...

School. Except today we didn't do it at the pool because its overcast and how can I work on my tan with all these clouds?!?!? 

I read some of this...

 Which makes me think...maybe I need to give up that morning coffee with too much sugar and milk...and just about everything else tasty that I miss eating! 

Then...

 I put these on and sweat my butt off! Wanna see? 

Nasty huh?! 

By then I'm usually thinking about dinner??? But now, I've been reading that damn book so...maybe I'll feed my family this....

Instead of this...

 And I'll make them drink water instead of tea or kool aid or soft drinks!  Y'all can see my evil grin, right? You'll probably hear them rioting from here! Hehe! 

Oh, sh*t! I realize THIS is a hot mess...

 

Maybe I'll just let 'em grow and we'll call it ombré?!?! Or maybe I'll go crazy and do this some day soon....

But that still requires up keep, so...who knows!

All the while I'm doing all these fantastic things above, I'm emailing Cody at work. Like 20 times a day. For nothing important. I'm bored. He usually answers. When he doesn't, I 'rass him! I'm sure he gets tired of me (ha)'rassing him. Oh well, poor guy is stuck with me! 

Then maybe I change my mind, or I'm bored, or I just screwed up the polish cause I end up with this...

Then we all eat...not all those veggies I'm trying to force down their throats. Riots occur every time I mention them! And we (they) drink tea or kool aid or soft drinks. After supper we all do one of these things...

 

 Because we have such an exciting life here in paradise!

And we all go to bed dreaming of this...

Not soon enough Bedford, Kentucky, not soon enough!